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January 15th, 2008


11:40 pm
hey guys the time has come. new livejournal.

http://teethandantlers.livejournal.com/

goodbye dasterdly_pink, i knew thee well

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January 11th, 2008


06:21 am
SLEEP WHEN YOU ARE DEAD MOTHAFUCKAS!!!!!

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January 6th, 2008


07:00 pm
OH ITS SO RIGHT IT IS JUST SO RIGHT

UPDATE

i almost lost my toe, details to follow

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December 29th, 2007


02:04 pm
just woke up.
yeah. i roll like that
NOW YOU KNOW.
me and brian stayed up all night cuddling and watching gossip girl and drinking coosssmmooosssss HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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December 11th, 2007


09:13 am - GOOOOOO
son of a gun, my LUNGS. i wish i knew how i could embed a sound clip. the noises being pushed from my lungs are haunting. I think i am going to go old school with my medicines from now on, like only roots and figs and incense and smacking shit with bibles. I'll update you all on how that goes, I am sure you are itching to know.
Anywayz
Yesterday was insane. It was EIGHTY DEGREES. Me and Beranger rode to this spot on the river called Texas Beach with some bike crew kids (which nearly killed us, they aren't human, they are biking machines) and we just hung out there on rocks for awhile and i got to listen to more awesome oral tradition. This really spunky dog would keep appearing out of nowhere and snuggling with us, it was like Narnia, but with no Christian overtones
AWESOME NEWS
James made a narwhal!!!!!! It is the size of my body pillows! He just made it in one night out of twine and cotton balls and shit, so now when Cuddle Puddle isn't going on I can still have a bedmate! I love it so much.
BIGGEST NEWS
Tricia and Elijah came up this weekend. Fun and best friendness ensued. Some of the most fun I had personally (TR back me on this) was just sitting around with Beranger telling horror stories about someone, and doing a live demonstration. PRICELESS, i don't think i will ever think that isn't hilarious. Plus more BFFLZ hookah, can't go wrong.
I am starting laugh about the deep collar bone inhale again hahahaha oh god. HAHAHAHAHA

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December 4th, 2007


05:00 pm
OK news of the news
TRICIA IS COMING UP THIS WEEKEND AND I CANNOT CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT. i will get to show her off to everyone and say, oh yes yes, this is my tooth, oh yes this is my best friend, oh yes we are COMMITTED. plus elijah is coming up toooooo (bonus points!).
I think they might go with me to my first Rollergirls meeting because yeah, I am going to become a Rollergirl. I guess. If i am going to have the build of a fucking destruction machine i might as well put it to use eyh?
Furthermore i wish they offered a course in pogonology at VCU because i think i would quickly rise to a position of power and glory. Nothing matches my enthuastism for facial hair.
Right now my tummy is rumblins and I am trying to get some of the evil delicacy that is shafer dining court.

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November 26th, 2007


02:24 pm
i want to get one of the ridiculous stiched cozies that say "save energy: cuddle"

also i will be seeing M.I.A this weekend. that is all

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November 19th, 2007


04:18 pm - shmooo?
EMOTIONS LETS TALK ABOUT EMOTIONS.
no wait fuck that. instead, lets talk about outfoxing the last matchstick man.
naps and nordic footwear
gats and gypsies
pancakes and power colors
clans and crayons
and spirit animals, let us never forget spirit animals.
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Virtue alone is Nobility
bitch plz! don't eff wif da coat of armz ya heard

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November 17th, 2007


10:51 pm
Funny Pictures
moar funny pictures

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November 7th, 2007


11:54 am
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ok that is my face here are my emotions
happy, sad

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October 18th, 2007


02:00 am
it's 2 am and heebus bejebus i love life

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October 16th, 2007


04:52 pm
Oh my god list of things to do in Charlotte!
1. TRICIA
2. Rusan's
3. Laundry
4. Everything Bagel with Egg and Cheese
5. Hang out with my parents (Iguess)
6. Go to CameraWorld to drop off/ pickup film
7. Jay Clifford at the Neighborhood Theatre Friday (R.I.P JLC in your honor)
8. Avoid being sucked into how lame the Charlotte scene is
9. Buy train tickets to New York
10. Pick up Decemberists tickets
11. Sleep 5 million hours with my kitty cat, seriously she is my sleep tailsman
12. Find Ouiija board
13. Steal all my music from my old computer
14. We'll take it from there

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October 12th, 2007


11:14 am
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that is all

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October 9th, 2007


11:49 pm
"Why are you so far away?" she said
"Why won't you ever know that I'm in love with you"

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September 25th, 2007


01:36 pm
I can tell all the remixes of the apocalypse

TEAM KAYNE!

miss my tooth forever and always. a piece of me always lives in you, not in a creepy way

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September 13th, 2007


12:41 am
i am going all by myself on the train to new york the first weekend of november! i am seeing the decemberists for 2 nights and gogol bordello and just finally seeing this city that people seem to go so ape shit over.
my concert schedule for fall is amazing (decemberists 5 times), but right now im really down because online ticketing wouldn't work for a dan deacon show in charlottesville and now you can only get tickets at the door and i want to cry because i really want to go KNOWING i will dance my face off.

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September 3rd, 2007


10:14 pm
No matter what I do I am always PALER than everyone. Lick my Scottish palm.
Today I bought 4 emergency blankets and the cashier looked at me as though I knew something he did not and i did not do anything to quell his worries.
The other day I had the BigBreak, I mean it was probably coming but still. First off I had to say bye to Tricia and Elijah after the best visit ever, which is maybe the worst feeling in the world. I got to my car in order to distract myself buy my hefty super-serious artist tools for Sculpture class at Home Depot and my car would not start. It was at that exact moment hit me that I knew no-one within 200 miles who could jump my car at 3:30 in the afternoon while I am hot and teary in the Bowe Street Parking Lot. The next thing I knew I was that kind of catch-your-breath-trembling-sobbing and even the people who wanted to come be with me I did not even want them to come just wanted my Dad and some jumper cables and all my old friends to hug me like I had almost died in an airplane wreckage. Not even knowing the name of a mechanic (and having no way to pay one presently anyways) I called the POLICE and just stumbled through muffled cries saying "this is not an emergency, but i am not from here, sir really, i am not from here" and kind of gasping and i think he kind of felt bad and he sent a kindly man to give me a jump and a hug. and my totally awesome friends (despite me telling them repeatedly not to come) also walked 15 blocks and searched the whole fucking parking deck to suprise me with really huge hugs too. so i guess i am making a new little family that really likes dancing, has mixed emotions on taxidermy, but is really already there for me, which is really nice.

i love you kids. i love you Virginia.
i miss you kids. i miss you North Carolina.

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August 28th, 2007


06:12 pm
Today I feel (or maybe subtract an e and add an l) in love with Richmond. But my sights are still set on the Oregon trail. Who will ford the river with me? Portland by 20, no shiz

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12:52 am
Today in Sculpture we had a challenge to build a 12 foot tall freestanding structure out of newspaper.
Not newspaper and tape or glue, or based on newspaper. Just newspaper. We weren't even allowed scissors.
But I fucking did it. I rolled so many fucking pages of newspaper my hands went black but once my tower touched the ceiling i swear I haven't been that proud in so long. I'm not going to b melodramatic and say I almost cried because I didn't but I took a good long look at it. It was hideous and sloppy and it worked.

My best friend in the whole goddamn world is coming up to visit me and i feel like once she's here I will feel a little bit more ok with this being home from now on. Also I stay up on the phone with my Bloodbroffa just counting the things we are confused by in the world and couldn't ask for a better way to spend the wee hours. Seriously I'm so in love with life and the world it's disgusting what happened to good ol' morbid Rebecca?

I don't know. Livejournal are we growing apart? I feel like it's time to burn the blanket soon, I'm no baby anymore.

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August 22nd, 2007


12:12 pm
we have already successfully designed and executed one horrible idea, 2 drinking citations, and drawing up schematics to turn my loft into a vessel upon a sea of helium of which i will reign supreme as captain and scuffle around my shipmates for hours until the balloons drop and my authority is nullified

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